A Lighthearted Look at the Great American Divide The Southern Drawl Back when I worked in a call center, people on the other end used to compliment my Southern accent. The funny part? I wasn’t even laying it on thick. I thought I was being professional. Turns out my “professional” still had just enough drawl to give me away. And when I do crank it up for fun, I can rattle off the most redneck things: “How many youngin’s you got? Is that them over yonder? I could just eat that baby up! I’m fixin’ to run to Jay-an-nem’s for supper.” Every now and then I’ll hear a word that stops me in my tracks. Like “bobalated.” That’s when you’re all mixed up and discombobulated. Southerners move slower, talk slower, and if you ask us a simple question, you better be ready for a full life story. Why rush? It’s too hot and humid to hurry. Around here, we’ve learned to take our time, to be polite, to stay friendly, and to keep a little optimism tucked in our back pockets. That optimism shows ...
The Miniature Pinscher Who Stole My Space (And My Heart) There’s a certain sound that comes with owning a MinPin. It’s the fast tap-tap-tap of tiny paws on the floor, made by a dog that lives life at top speed. If you had told me a few months ago that my small, cozy home was about to get a high-energy puppy, I would have thought you were crazy. But then Rocky showed up. My boyfriend Jay and our grandson Kingston brought him home, and honestly? I never saw it coming. It didn't take long for this little terror to steal my heart, though. Life hasn't been the same since.