A Lighthearted Look at the Great American Divide
The Southern Drawl
Back when I worked in a call center, people on the other end used to compliment my Southern accent. The funny part? I wasn’t even laying it on thick. I thought I was being professional. Turns out my “professional” still had just enough drawl to give me away. And when I do crank it up for fun, I can rattle off the most redneck things: “How many youngin’s you got? Is that them over yonder? I could just eat that baby up! I’m fixin’ to run to Jay-an-nem’s for supper.”





